SL is full of Trash

So, after taking a break to play that piece of shit game Everquest 2, I went shopping with a friend of mine today in SL, checking out all the latest and greatest ripped off creations, textures, sounds, and hairstyles from other games or right off the renderosity site.

I can't begin to discuess the numerous crap in the game, so I'll just break it down:

Hair: My friend. she is a hair fanatic, but half the popular stores (with the people dancing outside afk) like ETD or whatever the fuck it's called, all had the worst fucking crap. Some hairstyles actually looked like pixelated shit piles. I have to say, I work at a business were a see a lot of women... none of the hair in SL even comes close to realism. Best description of what I saw- big fucking chunks on one side, missing pieces on the other. Sometimes just haphazardly placed detail, prims and the like. Most of the textures are ripped from Renderosity and other poser sites, I can provide links. Most of it seems to appeal to those blond hair avatars, you know the ones with the same generic shapes and crap skins from Nomine.

Furniture: this shit gets crazier with each release. It's become difficult to even tell what some things are supposed to really be. Also a lot of photosourced crap. Seems like every bed, chair, coffee table, lamp post, doormat now comes with craptastic sex poseballs. You know those ones where you can hump another avatar in some stiff scary pose. Lot of those fucked up furries use them. Can't even buy a simple chair anymore without getting a blowjob poseball stuck to it.

Houses: This stuff gets more boxy, more crappy. I think I saw textures on a couple of the 'popular' houses from other games. Not forgetting those houses with that "leave your drama at the door" script. That's fucking wacked. I was really in the market today to buy a SL home too...well a new one. Too bad everything is shit.

Weapons: Usually I got into them myself. After shopping around, all I saw was a bunch of ripped off textures applied to crappy prim models. I love the quality claims some of the bigger creators make too - "most realistic" and "quality speaks for itself" statements. Well, there sure is quality there - those ripped off textures from other shooter games, that more talented artists created, stolen by some big SL nerd and then applied to crappy SL models, just so he can make a buck. Also to be honest - don't care what features they claim to have, it's the same piece of shit kiddie script in each gun, just altered and then married to a new particle effect to give off an impression of new. Reality of it all - same shit.

Clothing: Something everyone can photosource, so how the hell do these people get this one wrong? Too much color on one damn article of clothing and gypsy looking crap. These people seriously need to take a look at the fashion industry. Of course between bullshitting people in SL and making craptastic new outfits, they don't have the time. A good example of POOR quality is Image Reflections. Ironically the name fits the store. I think the creator just reuses the same textures (changed here and there of course) on each outfit. Look at the old stuff, then the new, see that reflection? Ya, you know what I'm talking about.


Back to Eq2 for me, for now.

PS Be sure to look out for me in the game. You will know me when you see me. I'll be bringing some photos to this blog, along with some exclusives Linden Labs won't like.

Another Item NOT to Buy, Warn all

http://www.slexchange.com/modules.php?name=Marketplace&file=item&ItemID=49205

This is shit. Anything by Jamie Bergman might be stolen and even if this one isn't, as I myself am not familar with this crap rocket build, all the thieving Jamie did makes anything he/she puts out as void crap you shouldn't bother touching. Don't support the thief!

Queen is Really a Drag Queen

"Its the New Year, y'all!! I've come to the realization that in 2006, I've been selected to be the Queen of Crunk and will do my part to make my reign the best possible." - Jamie Bergman

For those that don't know Jamie Bergman is not only a thief in SL but is really a man, not a woman. I already have his real name and address but there's been some new internet laws passed. and I can't "harass" Jamie with his REAL name unless I reveal my REAL name, and then of course Linden's monkey squad would ban me and also check into a lot of others who work with me against Jamie. You can find his real or stolen pic in his Chicago identity though, unless he disabled that or as I said it's stolen (probably the latter).

So all you bi-fags, 100% absolute gays and drag queen lovers be sure to IM a player named Jamie Bergman in Second Life, if you want free virtual blowjobs or sex. He already fucks newbie players, some of which have been underage in SL, and takes their starter money. We've got many screenshots I plan to post soon, somewhere else. It's really sick the lengths this asshole will go to, just to rob people of their property to make cash. It will end soon though.

Jamie Bergman Selling Stolen Freebies Again

I recieved quite a few tells in SL from some friends with links to SLexchange, and behold Jamie Bergman in white diapers selling recolored freebie guns AGAIN!

Some people are already catching on, and I would love to post something on the forums at Slex myself, but I've done some BAD things in SL related to this entire incident, so if someone would throw a post up on the forums there and let people know Jamie is at it again, that would be great.

I'm going to put some signs of truth near Jamie's places (all of them) on an alt (with one of those pathetic Linden last names) which will be routed through a proxy on a throw away account but I think the public needs to speak up once again because this won't die easy. I also have one very strong trump card that will get played against Jamie. It should result in an instant ban but I need more time. I am still gathering information and paying a high price to some very helpful "guys" in mirc, and then setting up a method to execute my attack from a remote distance, but I promise his account will be banned immediately when this plan goes down.

SL is Racist Rant/Emulator???

I swear, the fucking choices for last names you get is pathetic. If I was a minority coming into the game I'd be screwed into picking some white last name. Fucking sad. It's not hard to come up with last names. Instead of having so many bergs and burgs they should replace a couple of those with something else, so the games more accessible to other people of different backgrounds. I'm just saying this because I had a good friend who is Japanese that wants to join sl, but isn't given even 1 choice (and it should be more than 1 choice) of a last name that fits them. They got mad and emailed Linden, and got a nice email back saying they were S.O.L. I went and looked at the list and thought it was stupid. The people suggesting names should be shot. Most of them are ridiculous. One word - Trenchmouth. Whoever suggested that name should be blacklisted as a total moron. Half those names sound like disgusting bodily functions. How can you not help but pull out a SpaceMonkey pig shooter gun and grief some player with the last name Hoggard? Who in their right mind would even want that piece of shit last name?


SL is bullshit anyway, I mean with the Lindens doing nothing to people that rip others off like Jamie Bergman, those last names and letting morons put up impeach Bush signs all over amoungst other things. The best thing to come of SL is the emulator in the works. Yes, it was bound to happen though, just like with every massively multiplayer game. This of course is underground and out of my hands, but yes there's one out there running on something like 15 sims or so at the moment. I guess the guy behind is an ex-employee of a very popular gaming studio who originally developed the Havoc engine. Heard it's tight and 3d app friendly, ie - 3dsMax,Maya and the bunch. It's free to play too. If you want to set up a sim and have it added in you have to provide your own server, but as far as I heard, the team behind it hasn't implimented that option yet (rumors). As of right now it's up and running off their machines and in the testing phase. RC1 of the client is out there, if you know where to look.

Another Email

I emailed Jamie once again at the address on his Blog, the same one he gave out himself, and in fact posted on my blog, and this was the response:

Your little band of despondent communists succeeded in it's quell, my business has been stamped out. I am retreating, but not in defeat... I retreat to fight another day. Just because you umasked my alts indentity, doesn't mean I won't be back. You call what I did theft, still people all over the world have flea markets and garage sales, reselling other people's products openly. What about ebay and all the people re-selling X-Box 360's? Why aren't your terrorist regimes going after those people too? Why specifically target me? Ever think through that one asshole?

Space Monkey's freebie grenade it a direct sample from Valves Half Life 2 game. How is it okay for Fred to steal and sell Valve's property in SL, but when I took that illicit grenade and resold it, that action was considered evil to you people? Fred would be the merchant thief, not me. I've already sent out an information packet to Valve about all that's transpired, let's see if they can easily swallow it if they go to Linden about it.

No I do not have cybersex for lindens, and even if I did, all those screenshots you attached could easily be doctored in photoshop. I have a large following of loyal friends, do you really think any of them will believe you? For your information, most of the negative comments on my blog directed towards me, I posted myself as another social experiment. I was toying with you people. Trust me, no one hates me in SL, I live on forever!

If you release any leak on your blog about my indentity, I will take action. One word - TROY, and I'm not talking about the movie. Say cheerio to your pc's harddrive communist scum. That is my last promise to you.

Up Yours,
Jamie


I like that whole part about all the negative posts from us actually being written by him. Now he's stealing our words. As for Fred selling Valve's property (the Half-Life grenade) is justified by it's pricetag. You know - FREE! Lastly the people selling the X-Box's are reselling them. They already cost money to buy, they surely aren't a freebie you can just go pick up at your local Best Buy. Besides those are AUCTIONS. No one is being tricked here.

If troy meant trojan, then thanks for the threat, sweet of you.

Jamie's Email Threat To Me

I won't include the header's, and I am certain they went through a proxy anyway, but here is what was said, enjoy:

PhantomIntruder,

For the last time, stop posting in my blog. I may have stolen a few dreadful freebies and improved on them and made some profit, but tell me you have never stolen in your life? You have never downloaded a mp3, movie, game? Enough said bitch!

If you continue to assault my blog with your remarks true or not, I will be forced to perform a peremptory strike against you. I shudder at the thought I just might have to take advantage of any TCP/IP ports of yours and use a trojan horse backdoor to expose your vulnerabilities. I will though if you cannot refrain from posting on my blog and disrupting my business.

Everyone's a thief. Everyone lies. I profess to you I did both. I am guilty, but who really cares but a handful of communists in Second Life!? I have higher powers on my side and they will intervene and deal swiftly with those turncoats. As for you, well this takes place outside the province of Second Life thence I will deal with you in a more unorthodoxed manner as I stated above. Unless you want to remain and retain a connection to the internet, halt your comments on my blog. No one likes a harddrive flashed.

You have been warned,
~Jamie Bergman
Communist Slayer